Father's Day - TOP 15 DAD JOKES
Dad jokes—those groan-worthy, pun-filled one-liners that somehow always manage to make us laugh.
They’re a timeless tradition, passed down from one generation to the next, and they never fail to bring a smile (or an eye roll). What makes dad jokes so special? Maybe it's their simplicity, or the way they capture the playful spirit of fatherhood.
Whether it's a classic "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts," or a clever twist like, "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y," dad jokes are a lighthearted way to connect, share a laugh, and embrace the fun side of life. So next time you're with your dad, or any dad, be sure to have a dad joke ready to keep the tradition alive!
Here are the top 15 dad jokes perfect for Father's Day:
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle."
Share these with your dad and enjoy the laughs this Father's Day!